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Socialism
You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour.

Communism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

Facism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

Nazism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucratism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk away.

Anarchism
You have two cows. The cows decide you have no right to do anything with their milk and leave to form their own society.

Traditional Capitalism
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies. You sell them and retire on the income.

Conservatism
You have two cows. You freeze the milk and embalm the cows.

Idealism
You have two cows. You get married and your partner milks them.

Surrealism
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Simpsonism
Don’t have a cow man!

Bitchism
Stupid cow!

An American Corporation
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

A French Corporation
You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A Japanese Corporation
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘cowkimon’ and market it worldwide.

A German Corporation
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

An Italian Corporation
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A Russian Corporation
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A Swiss Corporation
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

A Chinese Corporation
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

An Indian Corporation
You have two cows. You worship them.

A British Corporation
You have two cows. Both are mad.

An Iraqi Corporation
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the shit out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a democracy.

A Welsh Corporation
You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.

An Australian Corporation
You have two cows. You take one to the beach and teach it to surf, then you bung the other one on the barbie, drink some VB, and laugh at the idea of a surfing cow.

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