An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for years.
He had a large pond in the back which he had fixed-up really nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some orange trees.
The pond was ideal for swimming although he rarely did that any more.
One evening, as he hadn’t been to the pond for a while, he decided to go down and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket with which to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond he heard voices, people were shouting and laughing with glee. As he got closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”
The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked.” Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”
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