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While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, “Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?”

“I’m listening to the music of the tree,” the other man replied.

“You’ve gotta be kiddin’ me.”

“No, would you like to give it a try?”

Understandably curious, the man says, “Well, OK…” So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, “What the heck happened to you?”

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, “This just ain’t gonna be your day, cupcake…”

(2 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5)

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So many deep, deep metaphors.

(1 votes, average: 1 out of 5)

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On first watch it is obvious that he is lip-syncing.  But watch again as the guitarists and keyboardist play sans cables and the drum-kit has no mics.  Poor bloke even lost his glasses.

(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5)

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Well the Christmas edition was a lot more Christmasy than I had planned. For those of you still mourning the loss of baby Jesus this should cheer you up!

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Downloads: 3t - AllWasNotSilentB4Christmas jfed - xmasmix
Grand Mixer AKR - Christmas 07

View the Tracklisting here

(2 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

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