Well Done.
Now… Flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.
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What was wrong with the timber car?
It wooden go.
What about the metal car?
It steel wooden go!
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
Meat Pattie.
A man and a giraffe are having a drink in the pub.
The giraffe flakes it on the floor from too much drink and the man gets up to leave.
The barman says “Hey you can’t leave that lying there.”
The man says “Don’t be stupid it’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he got a hole-in-one.
What do you call a lady in the distance?
Dot.
What do you call a lady between two goal posts?
Annette.
What do you call a lady with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a Japanese lady with one leg?
Irene.
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