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Things that are difficult to say when drunk

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation

Things that are very difficult to say when drunk

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionality
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk

1. No thank, I’mmarried
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type
4. Kebab? No thanks, I’m not hungry
5. Good evening officer, Isn’t it lovely out tonight
6. Oh, I couldn’t, no one want to hear me sing karaoke
7. I’m not interested in fighting you
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination and I’d hate to look like a fool
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning

(2 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)

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