Published 1 year, 2 months ago
in Doctor, Jokes
I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice: Don’t answer it.
Another time a man came running in the office and yelled, “Doctor,, my son just swallowed a roll Of film.”
The doctor calmly replied, “Let’s just wait and see what develops.”
My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. one said to him, “Doctor, I think I’m a bell.”
The doctor gave him some pills and said, “Here, take these if they don’t work, give me a ring.”
Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards.
The doctor simply said, “Go sit over there. I’ll deal with you later.”
When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,
he told me to stop going to those places.
Doctor Doctor I got a Cricket Ball Stuck in my throat!
The doctor Replies “Hows that?”
While he was talking to me his nurse came in and said, “Doctor, there’s a man here who thinks He is invisible.”
The doctor said, “Tell him I can’t see him right now.”
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)
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Published 1 year, 2 months ago
in Cars, Doctor, Jokes
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word HONDA.”
“That’s very interesting, I’ve never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could fart for me?” says the doctor.
The guy fires one off and sure enough, the doctor hears “HONDA!”
After several attempts to figure out what’s wrong with this guy, the doctor runs out of ideas.
He sends him to all sorts of stomach specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys farts say, “HONDA.”
Finally, as a last resort, the doctors send him to a dentist. After listening to the problem, the dentist opens up the guys mouth and examines it.
“A-haa!!!!, says the dentist “….I have solved the problem.”
“What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc”
The dentist replies “Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth.”
“Yeah….so?”, says the guy, “What has that got to do with my farts?”
The dentist replies . . .
“Cant you see, Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA”
(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5)
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Published 1 year, 3 months ago
in Blondes, Doctor, Jokes
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken”
(3 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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