Socialism
You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
Facism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk away.
Anarchism
You have two cows. The cows decide you have no right to do anything with their milk and leave to form their own society.
Traditional Capitalism
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies. You sell them and retire on the income.
Conservatism
You have two cows. You freeze the milk and embalm the cows.
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