IKEA have just announced that they plan on selling automobiles. All parts are included
Along with all the tools your require
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So this is why you are meant to wear a helmet.
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It could only be butter if it was made of gummy bears.
Continue reading ‘Bubblegum Hummer’
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It’s just like watching an episode of the Simpsons
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I wonder if the cars speed is proportional to the read speed of the floppy disks that adorn it.
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What a great use of tax paying resources, don’t they know we’re at level 4 water restrictions!
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This guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word HONDA.”
“That’s very interesting, I’ve never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could fart for me?” says the doctor.
The guy fires one off and sure enough, the doctor hears “HONDA!”
After several attempts to figure out what’s wrong with this guy, the doctor runs out of ideas.
He sends him to all sorts of stomach specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys farts say, “HONDA.”
Finally, as a last resort, the doctors send him to a dentist. After listening to the problem, the dentist opens up the guys mouth and examines it.
“A-haa!!!!, says the dentist “….I have solved the problem.”
“What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc”
The dentist replies “Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth.”
“Yeah….so?”, says the guy, “What has that got to do with my farts?”
The dentist replies . . .
“Cant you see, Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA”
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What was wrong with the timber car?
It wooden go.
What about the metal car?
It steel wooden go!
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
Meat Pattie.
A man and a giraffe are having a drink in the pub.
The giraffe flakes it on the floor from too much drink and the man gets up to leave.
The barman says “Hey you can’t leave that lying there.”
The man says “Don’t be stupid it’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he got a hole-in-one.
What do you call a lady in the distance?
Dot.
What do you call a lady between two goal posts?
Annette.
What do you call a lady with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a Japanese lady with one leg?
Irene.
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