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Blonde Farmer

There are two sisters, one is blonde and the other is brunette and they inherit the family farm. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the farm, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, “When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.”

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, “I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our farm. I need her to hitch the trailer to our ute and drive out here so we can haul it home.”

The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help her, and then adds, “It’s just 99 cents a word.”

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she’ll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, “I want you to send her the word ‘comfortable’.” The operator shakes his head.

“How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your ute and drive out here, to haul that bull back to your farm if you send her just the word ‘comfortable’?”

The brunette explains, “My sister’s blonde. It’s a big word. She’ll read it very slowly, com - for - da - bul.”


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Magic Talking Clock

Proudly showing off her newly leased down town apartment to a couple of friends late one night, the slightly drunk blonde led the way to her bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.Talking Clock

‘What’s that big brass gong for?’ one of the friend’s asked.

‘Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking clock’ she drunkenly replied.

‘A talking clock - seriously?’

‘Yup.’

‘How’s it work?’ the second friend asked, squinting at it.

‘Just Watch’ she said as she picked up a large hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash and stepped back.

Her mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed ‘For fuck’s sake you stupid bitch, it’s ten past three in the fucking morning!!!’


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