Naked Fridge

3 men are standing in line at St. Peter’s gates waiting to get into heaven.
St. Peter makes an announcement: “Sorry everybody, heaven is pretty full right now, so we’re only letting people in who suffered horrible deaths today.”
The first man comes up to St. Peter and tells him his story: “So I thought my wife was cheating on me, I came home to our apartment early from work hoping to catch her with the guy. When I came in I looked everywhere, but I couldn’t find him.
Finally I went out on the balcony and there he was! He was hanging from the edge of our balcony so I started stamping on his fingers, but that didn’t work. So I got a hammer and hit his fingers with it and finally he fell!
In a fit of rage I went and threw the refrigerator over the side hoping it would land on him also. …then I had a heart attack and wound up here.”
St. Peter said, “that’s a pretty traumatizing death. Come on in.”
The second man walks up to St. Peter and tells him his story: “So I was exercising on my balcony, when I slipped and fell over the side. I managed to grab hold of one of the balconies as I fell, but there was no one around and I thought I was done for.
Suddenly a guy appeared and I thought I was saved, but he started stamping on my fingers and hit them with a hammer.
I couldn’t hold on and I fell to the ground, luckily I landed in a bush and I was OK. Then out of nowhere a fridge landed on me and I ended up here.”
St. Peter said, “how horrible, come right on in.”
The third man went up to St. Peter and tells him his story: “So I’m naked hiding in this fridge…”


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