Two mathematicians are studying a convergent series.
The first one says: “Do you realize that the series converges even when all the terms are made positive?”
The second one asks: “Are you sure?”
“Absolutely!”
Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
“That math prof’s marriage is falling apart!”
“No wonder! He’s into scientific computing - and she’s incalculable!”
Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don’t pay at10tion, they’ll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they’ll be 3…
Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.
There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can’t…
Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
A: `I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…’
The Australian Bureaux of Statistics is hiring mathematicians. Three recent graduates are invited for an interview: one has a degree in pure mathematics, another one in applied math, and the third one obtained his bachelor in statistics.
All three are asked the same question: “What is one third plus two thirds?”
The pure mathematician: “It’s one.”
The applied mathematician takes out his pocket calculator, punches in the numbers, and replies: “It’s 0.999999999.”
The statistician: “What do you want it to be?”
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