Hilarious Jokes Written by Masculists part 2 at Art Flutter

I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

Zebo, a half blind five year old south African orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes.
Give just small donation of 2 dollars and we’ll send you the video, it’s fucking hilarious….

I had a dog named Minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks.
Bad Minton!

Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate “My mother-in-law is an angel”.
His dude replies “You’re so fucking lucky… Mine is still alive…”

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”

2 Men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes.
“Crikey mate, that was impressive!”
“I get lots of practice” Replied the other guy. “My Wifes epileptic”