I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice: Don’t answer it.
Another time a man came running in the office and yelled, “Doctor,, my son just swallowed a roll Of film.”
The doctor calmly replied, “Let’s just wait and see what develops.”
My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. one said to him, “Doctor, I think I’m a bell.”
The doctor gave him some pills and said, “Here, take these if they don’t work, give me a ring.”
Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards.
The doctor simply said, “Go sit over there. I’ll deal with you later.”
When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,
he told me to stop going to those places.
Doctor Doctor I got a Cricket Ball Stuck in my throat!
The doctor Replies “Hows that?”
While he was talking to me his nurse came in and said, “Doctor, there’s a man here who thinks He is invisible.”
The doctor said, “Tell him I can’t see him right now.”
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