Art Flutter

So there is a book out called Confessions of a Chatroom Freak. I’m not really sure what it’s about but it seems mildly entertaining, if not slightly weird.  Here is an extract.

YELLODEVIL46: lisa so will you send me your pic please?
LoopyLisa21f: Ok then.
YELLODEVIL46: can you attach it 2 a file and send it please other wise it will not work old computer
YELLODEVIL46: sorry 2 be a pain
YELLODEVIL46: u can kill me later
LoopyLisa21f: There you are, dear. I’ve emailed it to you.

[IMAGE SENT – lisa2.jpg]

YELLODEVIL46: that is really scary!!!
LoopyLisa21f: I’m sorry?
YELLODEVIL46: that is scary
LoopyLisa21f: Why is it scary?
YELLODEVIL46: the pic!!!
LoopyLisa21f: Yes, but why? I don’t understand why it’s scary. There are no “skellies” in the “snap”.
YELLODEVIL46: well it a bloke for a start
LoopyLisa21f: No it isn’t. What do you mean?
YELLODEVIL46: yes it is
LoopyLisa21f: Why are you saying that??
YELLODEVIL46: becuase i’m saying what i think u sure u have sent me the right pic?
LoopyLisa21f: Let me send you another one. That’s definitely the right one.
YELLODEVIL46: ok you have got white boots on?
LoopyLisa21f: Yes. They’re my pixie boots.
LoopyLisa21f: There’s another one on the way. It’s a bit bigger.
LoopyLisa21f: Why are you saying that I look like a man?
LoopyLisa21f: I’m a bit hurt by that.
YELLODEVIL46: this pic u have sent is of a bloke
LoopyLisa21f: Why do you keep saying that? It’s not the best pic of me, admittedly, but it’s not that bad.
LoopyLisa21f: Please don’t keep being nasty for the sake of it.
LoopyLisa21f: How would you like it if you sent me a pic, and I said you looked like a bi-sexual?
LoopyLisa21f: I mean, that’s like telling one of your friends that they smell like a toilet.
LoopyLisa21f: Look, are we still meeting up or not?
YELLODEVIL46: not sure now
LoopyLisa21f: Let me send you another pic. You’ll see I’m not a man.
YELLODEVIL46: sure

[IMAGE SENT – lisa4.jpg]

LoopyLisa21f: So? What do you think? Pretty sweet?
YELLODEVIL46: still a bloke
LoopyLisa21f: Not a bloke.
YELLODEVIL46: defo still a bloke

>> YELLODEVIL46 signed off at 14.57

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