We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.
- The woman buys the food
- The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
- The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
- The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
- The man places the meat on the grill.
- The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
- The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
- The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
- The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
- After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
- Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
- The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that here’s just no pleasing some women.
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*rolls eyes* Typical.
Forgot about the part where the man works 40-hour week to afford the food.
Women work too.
Most women work now days Devin. As a matter of fact many women (like myself) make more money than their husbands and still do the majority of the house work. By the way it’s the 21st century now, you can stop being a pig.
Forget that women spend most of their paychecks on make up and hair treatments so if they do work they end up wasting most of that money on crap so they can compete with other women in magazines who only look that way because of Photoshop.
it’s a joke ok, you know that thing you look at and go ‘hey thats quite funny’ or say ‘no I don’t like that’ and then you look at something else
Give the women there due respect. If they go on strike we are in big trouble. They only way you can go 40+ years through life without knowing how the washer and dryer, oven, & vacuum, works is if the wife doesn’t corner you on your selective ignorance. So tone down the wife bashing before someone hands you an iron that you cant hit a golf ball with…
Devil- theres the stereotypes again. Don’t you get it? Not all women go out and spend everything on looking good. Why would they do this? Oh yeah…because men have basically made it womens duty to look good for them. after centuries of this treatment most people treat us better i guess there are still some jerks living in the 16th century.