A Flat Stomach Joke

A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mum sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
She dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, ‘What were you and Dad doing?’
The mother replies, ‘Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.’

‘Your wasting your time,’ said the boy.
‘Why is that?’ the mom asked puzzled.

‘Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.’


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4 Responses to “A Flat Stomach Joke”


  1. 1 Richard @ Transformers Costume.org Sep 24th, 2009 at 6:14 am

    :-) Lol!

  2. 2 Flat Tummy Jun 9th, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    Great post would love to read more.

  3. 3 William M. Jul 18th, 2010 at 9:38 am

    LOL. Thanks for this post. Can anyone tell me FOR REAL the fastest way for a middle aged man to get back in shapeand lose that flabby stomach? My next door neighbor wont stop….

  1. 1 I’ve always wondered… « AnneElicious Pingback on Oct 29th, 2008 at 8:57 pm

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