Art Flutter

A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mum sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
She dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, ‘What were you and Dad doing?’
The mother replies, ‘Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.’

‘Your wasting your time,’ said the boy.
‘Why is that?’ the mom asked puzzled.

‘Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.’

(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

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A very tired nurse walks into a bank, Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check, She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse And tries to write with it.
When she realises her mistake, She looks at the flabbergasted teller, And without missing a beat, she says

“Well, that’s great….that’s just great….

Some asshole’s got my pen!”

(2 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

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An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for years.

He had a large pond in the back which he had fixed-up really nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some orange trees.

The pond was ideal for swimming although he rarely did that any more.

One evening, as he hadn’t been to the pond for a while, he decided to go down and look it over.

He grabbed a five gallon bucket with which to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond he heard voices, people were shouting and laughing with glee. As he got closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked.” Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”

(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5)

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Soulja Boy and MC Hammer reunited at last

(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

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You can guess who wins.

(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5)

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