Kid should be glad he wasn’t messing with an Obo player.
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An 85-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal.
The doctor says, ‘George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?’
George replies, ‘God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, *poof *!, the light goes on. When I’m done, *poof *!, the light goes off.’
‘Wow, that’s incredible,’ the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George’s wife.
‘Ethel,’ he says, ‘George is fine, but I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, *poof *! the light goes on in the toilet, and when he’s done, *poof *! The light goes off?’ ‘
OH MY GOD!’ Ethel exclaims.’He’s pissing in the fridge again!!!!’
WP-LightForm, the prettiest WordPress contact form.
WP-LightForm is an AJAX / PHP contact form with spam protection, form validation and custom form elements.
This plugin is based on LightForm by Jeeremie, and utilises FormCheck for form validation and Niceforms for custom form elements. To get a feel for what WP-LightForm is really about, click the screenshot below and try the interactive demo.
How can I modify the layout of the contact form?
At the core of WP-LightForm is a XHTML Form element, to add or modify elements you can change the $formoutput string in wp-lightform.php as you would a normal XHTML document. To modify the css styles to better suit your site you will need to change css/lightform.css.
What browsers do you support?
Testing has been done in Firefox 2 along with Internet Explorer 6 & 7. Theoretically it should work on any javascript enabled browser, if not let me know by leaving a comment.
Does WP-LightForm only work on WordPress 2.5.1 and later?
Good question, my testing concludes that it definitely does work in version 2.5.1. Anything above and below that is untested, so if you decide to give this plugin a try on any other version please let me know how it went by leaving a comment.
Download WP-LightForm (version 0.4, 17 June 2008)
If you enjoyed this plugin and want to contribute to the development, then do so by helping me maintain adequate levels of caffeine in my bloodstream.
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