First time washing your car there mate.
(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5)
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Archive for December, 2007
As an extra special christmas present I have a special edition 2 disc set of the unmixed version of my last mixtape as seen in the last mix-off.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)
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A husband and wife came for counselling after 15 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, ‘This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?’
The husband thought for a moment and replied, ‘Well, I can drop her here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Friday’s, I golf.
(1 votes, average: 2 out of 5)
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Dude should stick to teaching maths. If he were any livelier a funeral might break out.
(1 votes, average: 1 out of 5)
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