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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, “You should do it because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.

The husband said, “You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”

Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”

Husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.”

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says . “HEBREWS”

(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5)

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Smartest bird I’ve ever seen.

(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5)

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Two nude statues, one male and one female, had been standing in the middle of a beautiful park for 99 years. On their 100th anniversary in the park an angel came down from heaven to talk to them.

He said to them, “God has been watching you for the past 100 years and has been very pleased with the two of you. So pleased in fact that he has decided to grant you a wish of becoming human for a short time.”

The angel told them they would be human for just fifteen minutes and they could do anything they wanted, anything at all that they have only fantasized about for the last 100 years.

The statues were so excited they could hardly believe it. The second they became human they ran off together behind the bushes.

The angel heard the rustling of the bushes and shouts of joy, laughter and “oh, yes”, “oh, god”, “yes, yes, yes”

After 10 minutes the statues returned from behind the bushes sweating, laughing and beaming from ear to ear.

“That was quick!” the angel said, “you’ve still got 5 more minutes”

The male statue quickly turned to the female statue and said, “Cool, this time you hold down the pigeon and I’ll shit on its head.”

(1 votes, average: 2 out of 5)

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I find I Can Has Cheezburger strangely compelling. It involves cats in humorous poses with poorly spelled captions. If you are a grammer natzee, please proceed with caution.

Continue reading ‘Cute Cats and Bad Spelling’

(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

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It’s just like an animated gif but with better music.

(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5)

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