I think we all know someone that needs help.
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Archive for October, 2007
This is the kind of translation you get when you’re only willing to pay minimum wage.
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Joy Kampia. Food that you can wear.
Continue reading ‘Burger Dress’
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Not quite as good as the Indian Michael Jackson and the hair is anything but convincing.
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He thinks about it, then decides to fall over.
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Proudly showing off her newly leased down town apartment to a couple of friends late one night, the slightly drunk blonde led the way to her bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.
‘What’s that big brass gong for?’ one of the friend’s asked.
‘Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking clock’ she drunkenly replied.
‘A talking clock - seriously?’
‘Yup.’
‘How’s it work?’ the second friend asked, squinting at it.
‘Just Watch’ she said as she picked up a large hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash and stepped back.
Her mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed ‘For fuck’s sake you stupid bitch, it’s ten past three in the fucking morning!!!’
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Probably should wear gardening gloves when using these.
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Can I insure my legs from my pet dog?
‘Gay’ peacock tried to have sex with car
An aristocrat claims a peacock caused £4,000 damage to a blue Lexus car - by trying to have sex with it.
Baronet Sir Benjamin Slade has put in a claim to insurers to cover the damage to his employee’s car, reports the Daily Telegraph.
He has also put up warning signs at Maunsel House, in Somerset, after the “peacock blue” Lexus was scratched and dented by the amorous bird.
The incident proves the bird is gay, according to Sir Benjamin, because peahens are brown and only males are blue.
He says the male damaged the car because it looked like “another peacock boy”.
“He attacked the panels so hard that the car needs a total respray,” he said.
“The insurers, Lloyd’s of London, are not very happy about it. They’ve had claims for all sorts of things like lions biting people.
“But never have they heard of a peacock sexually attacking a car before.”
He added: “I’ve had to ban peacock blue Lexus cars from the car park.”
Sir Benjamin Slade previously attracted attention when he sent out advertisements seeking an heir for his estate so that he could live in a council house instead. - ANANOVA
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