Van Damme doesn’t need to chew Mentos, they crumble in fear.
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Bono, the lead singer of the band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.
At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, “Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.”
A voice with a broad Scottish accent, from the front of the crowd, pierces the quiet ………… “Well, foockin stop doin it then!”
They somehow look less ridiculous than a bluetooth hands-free kit.
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8 year old Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face told her mother.
“Frank Brown showed me his willy today!”
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut”
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mum asked, “Really small was it?”
Sally replied, “No…Salty”