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Archive for September, 2007

Emostein

Published 1 year, 2 months ago in Emo, Maths, Pictures, Science

How different would the world be today if Albert was an emo?

Emostein

(5 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5)

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Duck owns Cougar

Published 1 year, 2 months ago in Fights, Sport, Videos

Dude thinks he’s Hulk Hogan with those moves.

(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

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Hover Car

Published 1 year, 2 months ago in Cars, Firefighters, Videos

What a great use of tax paying resources, don’t they know we’re at level 4 water restrictions!

(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5)

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Sixth Sense

Published 1 year, 2 months ago in Death, Jokes, Kids

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying “God bless Mummy, Godbless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.”

The father asked, “Why did you say good-bye grandpa?”

The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.”

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: “God bless Mummy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma.”

The next day the grandmother died.

Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say,

“God bless Mummy and good-bye daddy.”

He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said “I’ve never seen you work so late, what’s the matter?” He said “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.”

She said, “You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened. This morning our neighbour James dropped dead on our porch.”

(5 votes, average: 4.8 out of 5)

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BBQ Rules

Published 1 year, 2 months ago in

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. BBQ Computer

The woman buys the food
The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
The man places the meat on the grill.
The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that here’s just no pleasing some women.