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I hope they don’t get caught, otherwise they might end up in Prison Prison Prison.

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Do You Fart In Bed?

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married For years.

The only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn’t stop it and that it was perfectly normal. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.

She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

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Aaaaaaah, Woooooah, Hooooooo, Garrrrrrr, Yeaaaaaaaah!

RamJam’s Got the dopest moves.

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his bed for Chuck Norris, this is why.

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