Him and Captain Smirk should meet for a duet.
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Archive for September, 2007
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I hope they don’t get caught, otherwise they might end up in Prison Prison Prison.
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Wow, this guy must have spent heaps of time practising on Wii Bowling.
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Do You Fart In Bed?
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married For years.
The only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn’t stop it and that it was perfectly normal. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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Hey you Guuuuuuys! this is probably the best parody out there. His face is so animated, you can really feel his emotion.
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Aaaaaaah, Woooooah, Hooooooo, Garrrrrrr, Yeaaaaaaaah!
RamJam’s Got the dopest moves.
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I wonder if the cars speed is proportional to the read speed of the floppy disks that adorn it.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his bed for Chuck Norris, this is why.
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What do you call residents of this nice little town?
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Puts new meaning to playing hide the sausage
Staff at a German butcher’s shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.
“It was two latex dildos with a natural look,” said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher’s with two large “Schwartenmagen” sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50, had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
“He could have used a loaf of bread,” the spokesman said. “It’s not against the law here. But obviously I can’t speculate on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it.” - Reuters UK
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