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I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice: Don’t answer it.

Another time a man came running in the office and yelled, “Doctor,, my son just swallowed a roll Of film.”
The doctor calmly replied, “Let’s just wait and see what develops.”

My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. one said to him, “Doctor, I think I’m a bell.”
The doctor gave him some pills and said, “Here, take these if they don’t work, give me a ring.”

Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards.
The doctor simply said, “Go sit over there. I’ll deal with you later.”

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,
he told me to stop going to those places.

Doctor Doctor I got a Cricket Ball Stuck in my throat!
The doctor Replies “Hows that?”

While he was talking to me his nurse came in and said, “Doctor, there’s a man here who thinks He is invisible.”
The doctor said, “Tell him I can’t see him right now.”

(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

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Yes that is Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air playing a young Michael Jackson

(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

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This is likely to be the most useful USB device since the USB Cup Warmer.

(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5)

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A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.

The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.

The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, “How much money do you make a week?”

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, “I make $400 a week. Why?”

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, “Here’s four weeks’ pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back.”

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?”

From across the room came a voice, “Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.”

(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5)

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Must be so buffed.

(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5)

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