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As you shall make your bed so…. shall you mess it up.

Better be safe than…. punch a 5th grader.

Strike while the…. bug is close.

It’s always darkest before…. daylight savings time

You can lead a horse to water but…. how?

Don’t bite the hand that….. looks dirty.

A miss is as good as a….Mr.

You can’t teach an old dog new….. math.

If you lie down with the dogs….. you’ll stink in the morning.

The pen is mightier than the…pigs.

An idle mind is….. the best way to relax.

Where there’s smoke, there’s….pollution.

Happy the bride who…. gets all the presents.

A penny saved is…..not much.

Two’s company, three’s….. the musketeers.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and…you have to blow your nose.

Children should be seen and not…..spanked or grounded.

When the blind leadeth the blind……get out of the way.

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The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day, because I had just come from a thrilling choir practice followed by a powerful prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn’t notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus; because if he hadn’t honked, I’d never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the nice man behind started honking like crazy, and he leaned out of his window and screamed, “for the love of God, GO! GO!” What an exuberant cheerleader he was for the Lord.

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