Rat on Cat on Dog

 Damn Lazy cat and rat.


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The Butterfly Effect

No it’s not just a terrible movie


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WP-LightForm

WP-LightForm, the prettiest WordPress contact form.

Description

WP-LightForm is an AJAX / PHP contact form with spam protection, form validation and custom form elements.

This plugin is based on LightForm by Jeeremie, and utilises FormCheck for form validation and Niceforms for custom form elements. To get a feel for what WP-LightForm is really about, click the screenshot below and try the interactive demo.

WP-LightForm Screenshot

See WP-LightForm in Action

Installation

  1. Download the latest copy of WP-LightForm and extract the archive.
  2. Open userinfo.php with a text editor and select the email address you would like to use as the recipient of the contact form.
  3. Upload the wp-lightform directory to your WordPress installation’s wp-content/plugins/ directory.
  4. Go to the Plugins page in your WordPress Administration area and click ‘Activate’ for WP-LightForm.
  5. Enter the shortcode [LightForm] in the WordPress post/page you would like to display the contact form.

Frequently Asked Questions

How can I modify the layout of the contact form?
At the core of WP-LightForm is a XHTML Form element, to add or modify elements you can change the $formoutput string in wp-lightform.php as you would a normal XHTML document. To modify the css styles to better suit your site you will need to change css/lightform.css.

What browsers do you support?
So far I have only tested on Firefox 2, if you find any other compatible/incompatible browsers please let me know by leaving a comment . Theoretically it should work on any javascript enabled browser.

Does WP-LightForm only work on WordPress 2.5.1 and later?
Good question, my testing concludes that it definitely does work in version 2.5.1. Anything above and below that is untested, so if you decide to give this plugin a try on any other version please let me know how it went by leaving a comment.

Download WP-LightForm Download WP-LightForm (version 0.2, 17-05-2008)

If you enjoyed this plugin and want to contribute to the development, then do so by helping me maintain adequate levels of caffeine in my bloodstream.

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Changelog

Version 0.2

Version 0.1

  • Initial release

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The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable,
when all of a sudden…….

“Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet.”

“Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.”

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and
there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There’s raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there’s fried bacon, back
bacon, double smoked bacon… every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.

“Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. “Eees a bacon tree.”

“Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don’t
forget.”

“Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon… ees
no meerage, ees a bacon tree”.

And with that… Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

“Pepe… go back man, you was right ees not a bacon tree.”

“Luis Luis mi amigo… what ees it?

“Pepe… ees not a bacon tree…
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Facebook fo Real


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Like *that* Honda Ad

but obviouslly not as good.


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Grocery Shopping

I’m pretty sure they stole this idea from the smash hit movie Little Giants when Becky discovers Junior Floyd expertly passing rolls of toilet paper right into a shopping cart at the supermarket, as though he’s passing a football.


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The Creme Egg Trap


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The Coolest Kid Ever


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Jokes Ahoy

Two blondes walk into a building……….you’d think at least one of them would have seen it.

Phone answering machine message - “…If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key…”

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only glad wrap for shorts.
The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf.
He said, “No, the steaks are too high.”

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!”
The doctor replied, “I know you can’t, I’ve cut your arms off”.

I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a muscle.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.”

‘Doc I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home’ “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.
‘Is it common?’ “It’s not unusual.”

A man takes his rotteweiller to the vet. “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?”
“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him” So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, “I’m going to have to put him down.” “Why? Because he’s cross-eyed? ”
“No, because he’s really heavy”

Guy goes into the doctor’s. “Doc, I’ve got a cricket ball stuck up my backside.” “How’s that?” “Don’t you start.”

Two elephants walk off a cliff…boom, boom!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me “Can you give me a lift?”
I said “Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it.’

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum
or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin.

Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other “Your round.” The other one says “So are you, you fat bastard!”

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, ‘Parking Fine.’ So that was nice.”

A man walked into the doctors, he said, “I’ve hurt my arm in several places” The doctor said, “Well don’t go there anymore”

Ireland’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.


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